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NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I WATCHED THIS WHEN I WAS TWO AND WHEN I SAW THE CAR WASH SCENE I RAN SCREAMING FROM THE ROOM I COULDN’T GO IN A CAR WASH FOR FOUR YEARS WITHOUT PANICKING AND SCREAMING THIS MOVIE FUCKED ME UP
are we just gonna pretend that this movie didn’t exist
my thoughts on tonight’s episode:
what even the fuck, there is so much sexual tension between hiccup and dagur like did i miss that much of the series because dagur referred to hiccup’s hands as fRAIL anD DELICATE WHAT
tuffnut slayed it. i don’t know if the producers had to give tj miller more screen time or something but his dialogue was hilarious. and ruffnut getting more attention was good…
skrills are so fucking metal
hiccup was a sarcastic bitch (which i live forrrrrr)
did alvin die?! he got fried right? is he gone? what the fuck can this show even kill characters off?
snotlout’s voice actor does not get paid enough.
I think hiccup said “oh god” at one point which, again, didn’t think the show was allowed to do that. maybe it was “oh gods”. who knows. who cares.
the. sexual. tension.
i decided to watch the extras for “how to train your dragon” for the first time and when it cut to jay reading his lines and doing dorky gestures with it, i inhaled a piece of pepperoni oKAY DO YOU UNDERSTAND I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH BECAUSE OF ONE MAN AND HIS VOICE AND HIS FACE ALL RIGHT I HAVE A PIECE OF PEPPERONI IN MY LUNGS BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK MY LIFE
fuck. fUCK. i can literally feel myself being drawn toward the gaping maw of the “dragons” fandom again.
fuck me, i though i was over this.
so i went to see “frozen” last night and had a dream that i was walking into my bonus room and saw anna and elsa on the couch and when i asked them what they were doing, elsa looked me dead in the eye and said “chilling out”.
i’m in a movie mood. send me the title of your favorite movie (or any movie, really) and i’ll reply with my thoughts on it! it’d be awesome if you guys did this, i’d love it.
"frozen" is soooo precious, oh my god. the story was actually pretty good and the animation was GORGEOUS, like the textures were amazing and the ice looked flawless. anna was cute and awkward (it was kind of nice to see a disney princess fuck up and bump into stuff and stuff) and elsa WAS BEAUTIFUL AND GREAT. idina did such an awesome job, especially with her big musical number. and seeing it with my friends made it ten times better… just, it was awesome. very cute, very sweet.
trying to read how to train your dragon fanfiction more like
yo let’s fucking destroy hiccup and everything he cares about
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