i had to work in a group with four straight white guys today and let me tell you there’s no one gayer than straight guys
there’s no coffee in my stupid house so I had to drink a giant-ass cup of sweet tea instead I hate the south
“That is why we distance ourselves, that’s why we make jokes. We don’t do it because it’s fun, we do it so we can get by…”
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)
relatives: so what’ve you been up to recently?
me: umm reading angsty fanfiction and eating whole boxes of poptarts by myself